I have demons in me.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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