I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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