We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
we're so committed to being not committed
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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