piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
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say what?
wanna hang out?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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