just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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