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what?
penguin condom
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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