That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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