Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
