I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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