Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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