i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
be right there i have to get my cape
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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