Plan B is the new Plan A
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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