literally had 100 drinks last night.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
tonight lets celebrate not being married
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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