How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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