I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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