I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
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Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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