It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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