do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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