3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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