A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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