im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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