if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Someone shit on the floor
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
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Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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