Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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