I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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