I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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