My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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