the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
one might say we're banned from that church
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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