Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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