He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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