I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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