just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
