question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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