Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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