I'm drive I can fine osifer
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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