It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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