is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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