Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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