Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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