My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
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A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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