Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
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