So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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