If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
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Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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