Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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