Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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