So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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That accounts for only three of the penises
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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