Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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