how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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