I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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