Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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