This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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