So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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