Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
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I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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